We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did I show you my penis last night?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Randomize
