Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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