Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
