She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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