Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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