When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Still dying that you shit outside
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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