Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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