just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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