Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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