he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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