Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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