i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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