You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
