all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
