can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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