this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We got so high we made milksteak
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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