guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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