So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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