Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
