Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
