Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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