I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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