Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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