love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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