Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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