Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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