i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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