i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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