If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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