Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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