I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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