you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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