I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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