Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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