You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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