Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I am one with the molecules
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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