what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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