I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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