Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I think people are normalizing furries
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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