im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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