Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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