maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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