Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Vodka?
Forever.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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