my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Everything about him screamed your future.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Come on in and take your pants off
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