I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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