We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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