if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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