ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You don't make any sense
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