It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
