the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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